Dirty jokes

Obtained from yjrg.net
A bunch jokes on dating.
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WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her, and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

PERSIAN WOMEN
First Date: At her house. You meet her folks and they plan for an expensive wedding which you have to put your arse in debt for.
Second Date: You want to have wild sex; but it’s your wedding night and she’s too tired so you hope maybe later.
Third Date: In jail… She visits you so you can meet your newborn son.
Fourth date: At home; 20 yrs later; you finally pay your debts and are free again; only to find out it’s your son’s wedding and YOU have to pay for all his expenses as well….

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent
Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She’s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

About Hongwei Xu

I'm a social demographer, a single-child, a husband, and a father.
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2 条 Dirty jokes 的回复

  1. Nan说道:

    帮你踩上两脚::)

  2. Hongwei说道:

    可爱小熊

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