大小熊对话录-2(R)

(Rated R: requires a viewer under the age of 17 (18 in some jurisdictions) to have a parent or other adult guardian accompanying the viewer. May contain very strong language or strong sexual emphasis … )
 
傍晚,厨房,准备晚餐中。
 
大熊:今天系里搞 ice cream social,Rachel带着她的小baby来了,好可爱呀
小熊:哦,是嘛
大熊:我好羡慕她呀
小熊:羡慕Rachel还是她的baby?
大熊:她的baby
小熊:为什么?因为她比你可爱?
大熊:不是,因为女生们争着抱她
小熊:就为了这?
大熊:不是,因为她可以乱摸抱她的女生
小熊:就为了这?
大熊:不是,因为那些女生都是大mm
小熊:就为了这?
大熊:不是,因为那些被袭的女生看起来都很happy
小熊:完了?
大熊:完了
小熊:好
 
刹那间,风云变色,黄沙漫天,黑暗中闪出一记十字追魂手,接着一记夺命剪刀脚 …… 大地恢复了宁静

About Hongwei Xu

I'm a social demographer, a single-child, a husband, and a father.
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4 条 大小熊对话录-2(R) 的回复

  1. springface说道:

    XD~~这段强的~~赞~~

  2. liao说道:

    应该带着小熊出席才对嘛!(到时候你就嫉妒了,呵呵)

  3. Hongwei说道:

    这个……..无语,呵呵

  4. Haiping说道:

    没事找抽型哈哈哈你们俩好可爱啊~

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